Chapter 3

Sambora Shower Sex

 “How ‘bout we get outta here?” Richie asked Teri.

She looked at him. She wanted him to mean it was just her he wanted to leave with. But, how to be sure?

“Sure.” She replied. Well, you can’t get any safer than that. She scolded herself.

 Richie got up and went to Jon, who was in the middle of a discussion with David, the piano player, and Gloria.

“Hey man, Teri and I are gonna take off. Talk to you tomorrow.”

Gloria looked over at her friend.

“Glor, you okay at the hotel by yourself?”

With a big smile on her face, Gloria replied. “Of course. No problem, I have my room key. See ya later.”

Teri thought a moment.

“Richie, I need to get Gloria back to the hotel. It’s not fair to leave her here in the middle of Manhattan when we came together to celebrate my birthday.

“I’ll get her back to the hotel. You guys go have fun.” Jon replied before anyone else could.

“You sure?” Teri asked. “Glor, you okay with that?”

Gloria hugged her friend. Quietly she said. “Go, have fun with Richie. I will expect details on the ride home.” 

Louder she said. “It’s all good. I’ll be fine. I’m sure I can trust Jon to escort me back to the hotel. Now go have a good time.”

Teri gave Gloria another hug. Then they were off.

“How about a drink?”

“Richie, can we make it coffee? I’ve had enough alcohol for a month.” She smiled when she said that.

 It was almost 1 a.m. and Richie really didn’t want to go to a coffee shop though the thought of coffee was appealing.

“How about we grab some coffee at my place? He asked. 

“Sounds good.”

He hailed a cab and gave the address for his hotel. 

Hearing the address, Teri said, “I love this hotel but, they didn’t have my favorite suite available so I had to go with my second choice. The Plaza.”  

“I always stay here when I am in the city. It’s my favorite. I love all their hotels especially the one in Kona, Hawaii.”

Teri sat back in the cab. They made small talk during the short drive and pulled up outside the Four Seasons Hotel in no time considering they were in Manhattan.

Richie, always the gentleman, placed his hand on the small of her back as he lead her into the hotel and over to the bank of elevators.

Once in the elevator Teri smiled.

“What are you thinking about?” Richie asked.

“If your hotel suite is my favorite one, I am gonna be really pissed off.” She grinned at Richie as he held the door open for her.

Richie chuckled. The elevator door opened as they reached his floor. He held his arm out to let Teri pass through before him. They proceeded to his suite. He unlocked the door and once again held it open for Teri.

 “Well, at least it’s not…” The sentence never finished.

Teri found a pair of lips that descended fast, her words muffled by Richie’s kiss.  

“Nice.” He said when they broke the kiss.

All pretense of anything short of animal lust dropped.

He let out a low growl when Teri started to suck on his Adam’s apple. She tasted her way down the side of his throat to his chest.

She was up against the wall; Richie had her pinned there with his leg between hers. He placed his hands on both sides of her head. He needed her NOW. Body and soul. There was no way he was going to let her go until he had it all. Totally had it.

Teri went to speak. He stopped her with a finger to her lips. The little vixen sucked on his finger like it was his cock. Oh shit, I’m gonna be a dead man tonight for sure.

He breathed in her scent. From her hair to her neckline. Richie nibbled his way around her throat to the 

trigger points as he memorized each one for future use.

“First, I’m gonna fuck you right here. Then we’ll move on to the hearts and flowers shit. I’m gonna take you hard, and fast. Later, there isn’t a chance in hell we won’t celebrate your birthday properly.”

His seductive growl brought a wicked gleam to Teri’s eyes as she ran her hands under Richie’s open button-down shirt, to his chest. She swirled his chest hair in her fingers. Teri got Richie’s attention as she nipped the side of his throat with her teeth. She looked into his dark brown eyes, and grabbed his shirt with enough force behind her in-shape arms, that she ripped the buttons off to gain access in one smooth motion. Teri had only seen that move in movies and didn’t realize it was something she could do. The animal lust that Richie had brought out of her was evident.

“I guess I should have told you, I have a thing for a guy in a button-down shirt, especially a white one. This shirt of yours will do just fine. I’m surprised I haven’t ripped the buttons off with my teeth. So, be forewarned I can’t be held accountable for my actions.”

Richie kissed Teri deep.

“Neither can I.” he breathed into her mouth.

“Well, what have we got here?” Teri asked as she reached down between them and found Richie’s hard, very big cock. She began to manipulate him. She dropped to her knees and undid Richie’s pants, put her lips on the tip of his cock and kissed it. Richie started to shake. He wanted her to take him in her mouth. And, she did. Slowly… very fucking slowly.

Even though they just started, Richie felt like he was going to cum. Suddenly, Teri stopped. She gave him a couple of licks than raised her body to stand against the wall again. She was breathing heavy. He was breathing deep.

Richie moved her panties aside just before he slipped into her hot wet pot of gold. It felt so amazing. He looked down at her beautiful still encased breasts between them. As he started to thrust he watched them heave in response to his movement. It turned him on. Richie now had one thought and one thought only. Increase the pace.

As he did, the sweat began to form and drip from his chest onto her. Teri didn’t close her eyes. She watched every move Richie made. She wanted him to go faster, harder. She was so hot, wet, and needed release.

Richie couldn’t reach his orgasm fast enough.  She felt so fucking good. He began to give her all he had.

When they both were on the brink, he heard Teri begin to moan.

“Fuck, fuck, oh fuck me hard Richie. Now, do it now!”

She screamed his name as she came. Loud

It was all Richie needed. His thrusts were wild and erratic but, man does it feel great he thought.  He plowed into her so hard; it could have put her through the wall into the corridor. He didn’t care.

“Yeah baby. So, good. I’m cumminggggg!” He proclaimed.

Richie spent, leaned into Teri and the wall for support to keep them both upright. His legs felt like Jell-O. They were panting and gasping for air. Fucking fantastic!

Once they could breathe and walk Richie led her toward the bedroom.

Teri’s clothes left a trail, as Richie discarded them piece by piece.  She leaned in and rubbed her nipples against Richie’s chest as she pulled his shirt off. She threw the shirt on the floor. Richie had toed off his shoes along the way. He led Teri to the bed, and stood with her by his side, with his hands roaming and squeezing Teri’s firm ass. She wiggled her butt in pleasure.        

Then, he moved his hands up her body along her back. Richie looked down at the two matching breasts as his hands came around noting they fit perfectly. He enjoyed the weight of them for the smallest of moments before he lowered his mouth to suck on an already aroused nipple. He took his free hand and started to massage and squeeze her other breast.

After moaning with such pleasure, Teri leaned back. Richie climbed on the comfortable king sized bed. He lifted Teri up by the waist to get her on the bed, so that they could kiss again. Teri ran her hands on Richie’s hips as she pulled him closer to her. She moved her hands between their bodies. She grabbed his cock and started to reverently stroke him. Slowly going up and down his shaft with her small soft hands. Richie rolled over onto his back and Teri sat up to take him in her mouth. She licked the tip, gently at first then started to lick him like a lollypop, up and down, then swirling her tongue over his tip. She took him a little in her mouth as a tease and released him. She took him again, a little farther down her throat, and let him out along her tongue. She took her fingernails and lightly scratched his balls. This sent a shiver down Richie’s body. The anticipation was extreme. He wanted her now. Teri took him in her mouth one more time she started humming as he hit the back of her throat. That was a sensation Richie longed for.

  Teri got it without him even asking for it. Richie though in a semi-lucid moment.

When she released him, Richie was more than prepared to feel her legs wrap around his back, and her body envelope him in her hot folds.

He wound his fingers in the lace that Teri called panties and ripped them off in one tug. They fell to the bed quickly and easily between her legs. He guided her to lay down, and simply gazed at her body, taking in the beautiful sight before him. Teri didn’t move. She watched Richie look appreciatively at her naked form. She waited for what he would do next. It was quick in coming; he laid his head to rest between her legs, and blew a little puffs of air into her curly hair. Teri wiggled her bottom to get closer to his warm breath. With him on his elbows, his hands opening her thighs Teri shivered in anticipation. Richie was a breath away from her core. He stuck his tongue into her fold. It was all she could do not to scream out in pleasure.

The man was nonstop with his oral sex technique.

“Sweetie,” Teri said to him “I was past ready two orgasms ago. You have to catch up quick cause I really can’t move at all. Let me call my trainer and cancel all appointments’ for next week ‘cause you worked muscles I didn’t know I had.”

Teri flexed her fingers at him ‘cause he was too far away. Rich then slid up and they started to kiss again. Teri didn’t move her position.  Rich bent up on one arm and leaned into her for a kiss. A kiss that lasted forever. His other arm was over his lover’s body and on the other side of Teri.  They discovered they both love to kiss.

“You know baby. This is the most intimate thing two people can do.” Richie said as he went in for another taste.

It was sensual, sexual, commanding and everything in between. They kissed for at least ten minutes before both spent and exhausted from their sexual escapades fell asleep.

Later, after Richie fell asleep, Teri, who tried to sleep but, couldn’t due to the need to use the bathroom got up to take care of her necessity. She could not walk, and immediately fell to the ground. She had to crawl if she was going to make it.  

“God damn, mother fucking, son of a bitch!”

Now, if I thought this through I would have realized there was not a chance in hell I was going to be able to do this.  Teri admonished herself.

Luckily, Rich was awakened by Teri’s fall and subsequent string of swear words. A lot of which were directed at him, as she tried to claw her way to the bathroom. He got up to see what Teri was doing and found her on the floor.  When he discovered her, the first thing he did was scoop Teri up and carried her to bed. Richie placed her on the rumpled sheets.

 “What the fuck happened?”

 She lay prone not able to lift a finger. From this position, she told her tale.

“Well, my friend, after our very active sexual escapades I wasn’t able to move. I didn’t even think it would be an issue. I hopped out of bed to use the bathroom and well, what goes up must come down. In about two seconds, I hit the floor. Now, will you help me get to the bathroom before I pee all over this bed?”

Richie chuckled. He helped her to the bathroom. He waited outside the door, then carried her back to bed.

 “Hopped?” He questioned after she got comfortable.  “I know you couldn’t feel your feet. But, why? Richie pressed her for an answer.

Teri became annoyed because she didn’t want to admit she couldn’t walk.

“Who knows? They probably just fell asleep without me.” She dismissed the problem.

She started wiggling her fingers at him again.

“Come back to bed.”

“Well, now, I have to use the bathroom Darlin’." Rich said.

Do I have any condoms left? Richie wondered as he finished in the bathroom. Fuck, I think that was the last one. How the hell can I be out of condoms?  That’s unheard of! I wonder if I can call down to the front desk and have them open up the store and grab a couple of packages for me. Hmmmm that probably isn’t one of my better ideas he decided as he strode toward the bed.

When he came back, he reached for his wallet on the nightstand and practically threw everything out of it and onto the bed.

“What are you doing?”

“Darlin, if we are going to do it again, I have some really bad news.”

“Oh?”  She asked.

“Baby, we did it so many times, I ran out of condoms.”  

Teri tried hard to keep a straight face. Richie Fucking Sambora ran out of condoms. It didn’t work. Rich saw her scrunched up face as she tried not to laugh.

 “What the fuck is so funny?”

“Hand me my bag, please.” Teri requested.

 Richie had to hunt down her bag. He found it in the living room, under the coffee table, and brought it over to Teri. The whole time he was still wondering if he could get away with calling the front desk. Frustrated after three failed attempts to open her purse Teri, asked Richie to do it for her. Her hands were numb too just like the rest of her body after some amazing sex.

“Tip it over please.” She instructed.  

He opened it spilled the contents on the bed. He saw some cash, credit cards, cigarettes, and lo, and behold, a few condoms.  Teri mentally patted herself on the back for throwing them in her purse last night.

“Teri, you are amazing. “

Teri wanted more sex. She assured Richie she was fine. She even got up and walked around the bed to prove she could walk again. And they did, like it was mating season for baboons. Monkey sex Teri though with a giggle.

Rich insisted on giving Teri a great body massage after their last round of playing peek-a-boo with body parts. She deserved it. After their marathon sex and her feet issue, Richie felt it was the least he could do to help make sure she felt good and relaxed.  What do you think about this? He found some lotion provided by the hotel and began soothing her tired muscles. Those fingers are not just for playing guitar Teri thought 

as she succumbed to the wonderful sensations.

After he finished, Richie taught Teri all about the joys of shower sex. He showed her in great detail exactly what those multi head showers were all about. Too bad, she felt like she needed another massage after they were done. 

 A Sambora Shower Sex manual has a great ring to it Teri thought as she succumbed to Richie’s manipulations one more time.